Lady Catherine de Bourgh received us the following evening, in the great drawing room at Rosings. She did so, as she did most things, with the air of a woman conferring a distinction upon the unworthy. The room was designed for this effect. It had high ceilings, portraits of ancestors chosen to suggest that consequence was hereditary and abundant, and furniture of a quality that announced its own expense without apology.
I had dined here perhaps forty times and had never quite lost the awareness that the room was doing something to the people in it, pressing down on them in a way that required either submission or a very firm internal posture to resist. I submitted, visibly and with enthusiasm. This was my established practice and I saw no reason to vary it.
“Mrs. Collins,” said Lady Catherine, studying Charlotte with the eye of a woman accustomed to finding everything around her in need of improvement. “I trust the journey from Hertfordshire was not too arduous. The roads in that part of the country are, I believe, indifferent.”
“Quite comfortable, thank you, your ladyship,” said Charlotte, as unruffled as always. I admired the shape of her social mask, so much subtler than my own, and in some ways less arduous to maintain.
Lady Catherine received Charlotte’s response with the slight pause of a woman who had expected either effusion or discomfort and had encountered neither. She frowned slightly at Charlotte.
“You are Sir William Lucas’s daughter,” she said.
“I am, your ladyship.”
“He was in trade.”
“He was, your ladyship. Import, principally.” Charlotte’s tone was level, the tone of a woman stating facts. “He has been retired from it these many years.”
“Hm,” said Lady Catherine, which was not the worst thing I had heard her say to a young woman. She turned to me. “Mr. Collins, I trust the parish has not suffered in your absence.”
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