State of the Author, Summer 2026 Edition

This has been a stressful couple of months, for reasons that I’ve alluded to here and here. The real life stuff mentioned in the second post are still ongoing, so prayers are welcome. In the meantime, here’s what’s happened on the writing front in the meantime:

Three Ladies in Black: done at ~46000 words, except possibly for minor tweaks before formatting, publishing et al. This is the first in a planned series of Ruritanian cozy mysteries with an alt-history angle. Why Ruritanian cozy mysteries with an alt-history angle? Well, if you held a gun to my head, I probably could write something that didn’t sit across three different genres like a disgruntled hippopotamus, but where would be the fun in that? Anyway, the plan is to start a new pen name (possibly implied to be a pseudonym of the femme fatale narrator) and publish the first three together sometime in 2027-2028, then assess how well they do. 

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Hearts & Daggers: Everything You Need To Know Before the New Expansion 

Transcript of a video by Lydia Bennet, posted to her channel on the occasion of the Midnight Carnival expansion announcement for Hearts and Daggers III 

[Transcript lightly edited for readability. Original video runtime: 10 minutes.] 

Alright so Maria told me that half her friends have never played Hearts and Daggers Two and are jumping straight into Three, and I have been thinking about this for three days and I cannot let it stand. You need context. You need history. You need to understand what you are getting into. So. Here we are. Franchise overview. You’re welcome. 

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Fanficcing with Claude: The Rector’s Other Business, Chapter 16

Smugglers’ business alert!

We did it on a Thursday, three days after the abduction of Elizabeth Bennet.

Three days was the right interval: long enough for Darcy’s anger to cool somewhat, long enough for me to have the conversations that needed to be had with Lady Catherine and with the Annesley family’s representative. This was a cousin from Maidstone who arrived on Tuesday. The conversation with him was brief and entirely civil, and it arrived at the conclusion I had intended it to arrive at before he sat down. He left on Wednesday looking no more cheerful than he had arrived, but considerably more clear about what the available options were.

Lady Catherine I dealt with in person, on Wednesday afternoon, in the east garden at Rosings where the topiary provided sufficient privacy and the distance from the house was sufficient to ensure we were not overheard. I told her the minimum necessary and watched her face do the things it did when she was receiving information she found deeply inconvenient. She asked two questions, both precise. I answered them. She was silent for a moment, looking at the topiary.

“The Maidstone cousin,” she said at last.

“Has been spoken to. He understands the situation.”

“And the…resolution,” she said, in the tone she used for things she was not going to name directly.

“Thursday. It will be done cleanly.”

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Fanficcing with Claude: The Rector’s Other Business, Chapter 15

As we rode, I thought about what was coming. Darcy had just discovered that his aunt was a client of a smuggling operation run by her own clergyman. He had ridden out with said clergyman and a collection of masked men to rescue the woman he was in love with, and he had agreed to discuss none of this until after. “After” had arrived. The agreement was about to expire and I had perhaps twenty minutes on the road to determine how I was going to handle the expiration.

This was not going to be easy. Darcy had seen too much. He could not be threatened and could not be bought. He was Lady Catherine’s nephew, which meant he had a family claim on the situation that I could not dismiss. He was also a man whose fundamental instinct was toward the correct thing, which was both his best quality and his most dangerous one, because the correct thing from where he was standing might very well be the magistrate.

Against this: he had covered his face when asked. He had kept his end of the bargain on the road. He had hit Annesley with the efficiency of a man who had made a decision and executed it cleanly. These were the actions of a man who valued some things more deeply than law and order. Whether I could work with it was the question I had not yet answered when we came through the Hunsford gate.

The ride back had been slower than the ride out, the cart setting the pace. The morning had advanced toward midday, the April sun climbing and taking some of the chill from the air. Annesley lay silent under the blanket in the cart bed. Pyke and I rode ahead. Behind us, Elizabeth drove with competence, and Darcy rode beside her. The village lane was quiet as we came through, the few people who saw us having the good sense to find business elsewhere. Charlotte was at the door before we had fully stopped.

She looked at Elizabeth first and seemed relieved. She came forward and took Elizabeth’s arm with quiet efficiency. The hall behind her was dim after the brightness outside, the morning light from the window doing little against the dark paneling. Maria stood near the stairs with an expression of wide-eyed alarm.

“Come inside,” Charlotte said, to Elizabeth, and then to Maria: “Put the kettle on, if you please.”

Maria went. Charlotte steered Elizabeth toward the sitting room. Elizabeth went, which told me she was more shaken than she was showing, because Elizabeth did not generally allow herself to be steered.

Halfway down the hall, she stopped and looked back at Darcy, who had followed us in and was standing near the door, unwinding his scarf from about his face. It seemed important to her that she watch him unmask, and Charlotte did not try to hurry her along.

“Thank you,” she said. Her voice was quieter and more direct than when she had thanked him for untying her.

Darcy said nothing. He gave a brief, tight nod, the nod of a man who does not trust himself to say more than that at present.

Elizabeth went into the sitting room. Charlotte, a step behind her, caught my eye over Elizabeth’s head with an expression that said: “I will find out what she thinks and I will tell you when the time is right.”

Then she was gone too, and the hall was quiet, and it was just Darcy and myself. We went into the study.

The study was warmer than the hall, a fire burning in the grate that someone had laid while we were gone. The room held the ordinary disorder of a morning interrupted: correspondence still on the desk where I had left it when Pyke arrived with his news.

He did not sit when I gestured to the chair. He stood in the middle of the study and looked at me with the expression of a man who has been patient long enough.

“The magistrate,” he said. It was not a question.

“Yes. I expected that would be your position.” I sat down, because sitting down when the other man is standing is a choice that costs nothing and communicates something useful. “Sit down, Mr. Darcy.”

This time, after a moment, he did.

“You are running a smuggling operation, out of a living provided by my aunt, with the apparent knowledge and cooperation of my aunt, and a man connected to my aunt’s late husband’s family has used it to abduct a gentlewoman of my acquaintance.” He said it with the flat precision of a man who had been organizing his thoughts on the road. “You will understand that I find this difficult to leave with the parties involved.”

“I understand it entirely. I would find it the same way in your position.” I looked at him steadily. “I am asking you to leave it with me regardless.”

“On what grounds?”

“On the grounds that what happened this morning was not the operation. It was one man acting outside his authority, against my explicit instructions, for reasons that had nothing to do with the operation’s purpose and everything to do with his own judgment, which has been deteriorating for the past two months. He will be dealt with. I give you my word on that.”

“Your word?” Darcy asked sceptically.

“My word,” I said, unoffended. “You may rate its value as you see fit. I would suggest that a man who has stood between you and a knife in the back has some claim to being taken at his word, but I recognize that this is not a conventional basis for trust.”

Darcy was silent for a moment. “Now that I know more of you, you do not seem to me to be either a stupid man, or a dishonorable one. Why are you so determined to protect this criminal enterprise?”

“For the sake of the parish,” I said. I told him of the seven families. The eight beyond them. The Goftons, four children, the youngest not yet two when I arrived, the roof that had held this winter because there was money to repair it. The three years of runs without serious incident, without violence, without anyone killed or imprisoned. The nature of life in Hunsford parish now, compared to the nature of life in Hunsford parish before, which any man who cared to enquire could verify for himself.

Darcy listened. From what he had said of Pemberley during various dinners at Rosings, I think he understood the obligations of the gentry towards those less fortunate better than, say, Lady Catherine did.

“And what of my aunt?” he asked.

“Your aunt has received certain goods from the Continent that the legitimate market could not provide to her satisfaction. She has done so with the care of a woman who understands that there are things it is better not to formally acknowledge.” I met his eyes. “She did not know what Annesley did this morning. She will not be pleased when she finds out.”

Darcy looked unhappy. He had respected his aunt, and perhaps loved her. I think he would have preferred not to know these things about her. Then a new and terrible thought seemed to occur to him. “She introduced him to you,” he said.

“She did. Under family obligation, I believe, rather than genuine enthusiasm. She has been finding him…trying, of late. It was not her fault. The responsibility for what he did this morning is mine. I did not move against him quickly enough.”

Darcy looked at me for a long moment. He was grappling with all that he had learned, which was what I had hoped for and had not been certain of.

“You said Annesley will be dealt with,” he said. “How?”

“In the way these things are dealt with, among the free-traders. Without the magistrate. Without bloodshed.”

“I have only your word for that as well.”

“I have nothing else to offer you at present. The alternative is the magistrate, who will inconvenience a great many people who have done nothing to deserve it. He will almost certainly take no action against Annesley, given the difficulty of getting witnesses to testify and the family connections involved, but he will destroy something that has taken three years to build and that matters to people who have very little else that matters to them.”

I looked at him.

“I am not asking you to approve of what I do, Mr. Darcy. I am asking you to consider the consequences of the alternative before you decide.”

The silence that followed was longer than the previous ones.

The door opened, and Elizabeth came in.

Her hair was put up and she was composed in the way that Charlotte is composed: not the absence of feeling but the complete management of it.

“Charlotte tells me,” she said, “that you are probably discussing whether to go to the magistrate.”

“Charlotte is correct as usual,” I said.

She looked at Darcy. Darcy looked at her in a way which spoke volumes.

“Don’t,” she said.

“Miss Bennet…” Darcy began.

“I have met the Gofton family,” Elizabeth said. “And Charlotte mentioned them again just now, when she explained what would happen if you went to the magistrate.”

Darcy said nothing.

“You have been wronged this morning,” Elizabeth said. “You were almost stabbed in the back. I have been wronged this morning, rather more directly, by being kidnapped. I must tell you that going to the magistrate is not the remedy I want.”

“The man who took you,” Darcy said, with careful precision, “is currently in this building.”

“I am aware of that. But Charlotte believes that Mr. Collins will deal with him as he deserves, and I find that I am inclined to believe her.”

Darcy looked at Elizabeth for a long moment, and then he looked at me. Outside the study window the April morning had become the April afternoon, the light shifting in the way it does in Kent in the spring, clear and not quite warm.

“I will not go to the magistrate,” Darcy said. “On the condition that I may witness Annesley’s fate.”

“Agreed,” I said.

He stood up and produced a letter from his coat.

“Miss Bennet, I wrote this with the idea of giving it to you this morning. Our conversations since then have rather overtaken it, and now I find it…ungraciously expressed. Do you have any objection if I burn it here unread?”

“If our host has no objection, then I have none,” Elizabeth answered.

“Please, burn what you like here, within reason,” I told him pleasantly.

He tossed it onto the fire. I glimpsed only a few words before the letter was destroyed: “Be not alarmed, madam…”

“I will call tomorrow,” he said, to the room generally, and went out.

Elizabeth and I stood in the study for a moment after the door had closed.

“Charlotte,” she said, “told me rather more than the minimum, I think.”

“She was correct to do so,” I said.

She nodded. “You may find it difficult to believe that I am in need of fresh air and exercise after this morning, Mr. Collins, but nonetheless, I feel the need of a walk to clear my thoughts.”

“Certainly,” I said.

We left the study together and found Charlotte in the hall. Elizabeth said a few words to her, and then went out again.

“Is the magistrate coming?” Charlotte asked. She spoke lightly, but there was the same worry I had seen in her face when she asked if I expected a certain invitation from my wife on her first night at the parsonage.

“You convinced Elizabeth that it would be unwise, and she convinced Darcy,” I said. “Thank you.”

Charlotte put her hand on my cheek, which startled me almost as much as if she had drawn a knife, but it was a pleasanter kind of startlement. “Elizabeth tells me you that you cut quite a figure this morning. I would have liked to have seen Annesley with your blade at his throat.”

“I’m sure you would have been quite entertained by this morning’s work. Perhaps I should have asked you to come along, to bear Elizabeth company on the road back.”

Charlotte smiled. “It seems Darcy bore her company, with good results.”

“Indeed.”

Her hand dropped to my chest. “I think tonight would be a good time for you to come to my room,” she said. “After…everything else. I know you still have much to do.”

“I would be honored,” I told her firmly. She left me then, and I went in search of Pyke. As Charlotte had said, I still had much to do.

The Member for Rosings: A Profile of Mrs. DeBourgh 

The Albion Courier, Features Desk 

[Mrs. DeBourgh, Member of the House of Resources for Rosings Mining Company, agreed to speak with the Courier at Rosings. The interview was conducted on her terms, at her preferred time, and in a room she had clearly arranged for the purpose.] 

There are interviews where you feel like the one in charge of the conversation. This was not one of them. 

Mrs. DeBourgh received us in what her assistant, Miss Price, described to us as the smaller of Rosings’s two formal reception rooms.  It was not small. It was appointed with the kind of deliberate magnificence that signals not wealth exactly, though wealth is certainly present, but priority: this is what I have chosen to show you, and I have chosen carefully. Mrs. DeBourgh herself sat at the far end of a long table, which meant that you spent the first thirty seconds of the meeting walking toward her while she watched you do it. Whether this was intentional is a question she would almost certainly consider beneath her. 

She is, in person, exactly what her public record suggests: formidable, precise, and entirely comfortable with the impression she makes.  

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Fanficcing with Claude: The Rector’s Other Business, Chapter 14

Smugglers’ business alert!

Elizabeth walked every morning. She was a woman of regular habits, whose energy required an outlet. She was out by seven most days, sometimes earlier, taking the paths around the park that Rosings bounded on its eastern side. She had been doing this since her first week in Kent.

I had thought, after the evening of Darcy’s proposal, that she might vary it. That the morning after might find her disinclined to walk the paths that ran near Rosings, near the possibility of encountering Darcy, near anything that required her to be composed before she had finished being angry. I had underestimated her. She was out at half past six the following morning, which I knew because I was in the study at half past six and heard the door.

The eastern path she favored ran along the boundary of Rosings Park, a distance of perhaps two miles from the parsonage gate to where it met the Elham road. For the first quarter mile it followed the lane in clear view of the village, but beyond that it entered the woods that bounded the park on that side. The path was well-maintained, Lady Catherine having strong opinions about the condition of her boundaries, but it ran through dense enough cover that a walker would be out of sight of both the village and Rosings itself for the better part of an hour. I had noted this during my first survey of the area. It was the kind of detail a man in my position notices.

What I did not know, and did not find out until it was already over, was that Annesley had learned of this habit of hers.

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Fanficcing with Claude: The Rector’s Other Business, Chapter 13

Elizabeth had cried off the Rosings dinner that evening with a headache, which I accepted at face value and Charlotte accepted with the expression of a woman who has her own opinion about the headache. Maria stayed at the parsonage to keep her company, which left Charlotte and myself to make their excuses to Lady Catherine.

Lady Catherine received the news as a minor personal affront, expressed her hope that Miss Bennet would be recovered sufficiently to attend on Thursday, and led us into dinner. Annesley was not in attendance.

After dinner, we played speculation. Lady Catherine played with the focused intensity she brought to everything, Colonel Fitzwilliam played with the ease of a man who is good at cards and not ashamed to show it, and I played with the cheerful incompetence of Mr. Collins, which required about a tenth of my attention and left the remainder free to observe that Darcy was not at the table.

He had been present at dinner and had excused himself afterward with something murmured about correspondence, which Lady Catherine had received with the slight compression of her lips that indicated she did not believe it and considered it beneath her dignity to say so. Fitzwilliam had watched him go with a smile of quiet amusement.

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The Balance of Power in the Kuiper Belt: Terra, Albion, and Helles 

From the Parliamentary Record of Albion Space, Educational Broadcast, House of Resources 

[The following is an excerpt from the public educational archives maintained by the House of Resources, originally recorded for Terra-side distribution. Transcript lightly edited for readability.] 

To understand politics in the Hector-Sabrina family, you must first understand where power in the solar system actually lives. It does not live here. It never has. 

Terra and the Lease 

Ninety-seven years ago, the government of Terra leased the Hector-Sabrina asteroid family to the Commonwealth of Albion. In exchange for the resources necessary to settle this part of the Kuiper Belt, Albion undertook to produce a substantial and continuous volume of video content for Terra-side distribution, and that Terra undertook, in return, to recognize Albion’s governance of the family and to leave it largely alone. 

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Fanficcing with Claude: The Rector’s Other Business, Chapter 12

The connection between Elizabeth and Darcy had begun, as best I could reconstruct, within the first few days of Darcy’s arrival. Probably it had started with all the small interactions that Rosings produced between people staying in the same neighborhood who were expected to call on each other with regularity. I had not been present for all of these, but Charlotte had seen enough of the two in company to have an opinion.

She told me what she thought on a Sunday evening after church. Elizabeth had gone for a walk toward the village in the last of the daylight, watched from a respectful distance by the eldest Gofton boy, who would go running to fetch help at the first sign of trouble. Maria had gone to bed early with a headache. Charlotte and I were alone in the sitting room with the fire, comfortably silent.

The fire had been built up against the evening cold, the room warm enough to be comfortable but not so warm as to waste fuel. Charlotte sat in the chair nearest the better light, her sewing in her lap, the needle moving with the steady rhythm of long practice. I had taken the chair across from her with the correspondence I was reading. The windows showed only darkness now, the garden invisible beyond them. It was the kind of evening that invited confidences, the kind of domestic quiet we had arrived at without planning for it.

Charlotte set down her sewing and said, without preamble: “I think Darcy is in love with Elizabeth.”

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Fanficcing with Claude: The Rector’s Other Business, Chapter 11

Smugglers’ business alert!

Darcy arrived at Rosings with Colonel Fitzwilliam. Fitzwilliam I had encountered once before, briefly, during one of his previous Easter visits to his aunt. He was a pleasant, sociable man with a soldier’s habit of reading terrain, which in his case extended to social terrain.

Darcy’s past visits to Lady Catherine had been very brief, and had occurred at moments in Eastertide when I was too busy to visit Rosings, either due to the free-trade or to parish work. I had met him in Hertfordshire at the Netherfield ball, where I had introduced myself with the full enthusiasm of Mr. Collins paying his respects to the nephew of his patroness.

Darcy had been gracious, after his fashion, but he had received my overtures with the expression of a man being rained on, who has decided that complaining of the rain will only make things worse. We had exchanged perhaps four sentences. He had removed himself from the conversation at the earliest opportunity, and Elizabeth had reproved me for encroaching upon him. It had been the one moment which made me wonder if she disliked him as much as the gossips of Hertfordshire claimed.

The dinner at which things shifted was a Thursday evening, perhaps ten days into Darcy’s stay at Rosings.

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