Fanficcing with Claude: The Rector’s Other Business, Chapter 12

The connection between Elizabeth and Darcy had begun, as best I could reconstruct, within the first few days of Darcy’s arrival. Probably it had started with all the small interactions that Rosings produced between people staying in the same neighborhood who were expected to call on each other with regularity. I had not been present for all of these, but Charlotte had seen enough of the two in company to have an opinion.

She told me what she thought on a Sunday evening after church. Elizabeth had gone for a walk toward the village in the last of the daylight, watched from a respectful distance by the eldest Gofton boy, who would go running to fetch help at the first sign of trouble. Maria had gone to bed early with a headache. Charlotte and I were alone in the sitting room with the fire, comfortably silent.

The fire had been built up against the evening cold, the room warm enough to be comfortable but not so warm as to waste fuel. Charlotte sat in the chair nearest the better light, her sewing in her lap, the needle moving with the steady rhythm of long practice. I had taken the chair across from her with the correspondence I was reading. The windows showed only darkness now, the garden invisible beyond them. It was the kind of evening that invited confidences, the kind of domestic quiet we had arrived at without planning for it.

Charlotte set down her sewing and said, without preamble: “I think Darcy is in love with Elizabeth.”

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Fanficcing with Claude: The Rector’s Other Business, Chapter 11

Smugglers’ business alert!

Darcy arrived at Rosings with Colonel Fitzwilliam. Fitzwilliam I had encountered once before, briefly, during one of his previous Easter visits to his aunt. He was a pleasant, sociable man with a soldier’s habit of reading terrain, which in his case extended to social terrain.

Darcy’s past visits to Lady Catherine had been very brief, and had occurred at moments in Eastertide when I was too busy to visit Rosings, either due to the free-trade or to parish work. I had met him in Hertfordshire at the Netherfield ball, where I had introduced myself with the full enthusiasm of Mr. Collins paying his respects to the nephew of his patroness.

Darcy had been gracious, after his fashion, but he had received my overtures with the expression of a man being rained on, who has decided that complaining of the rain will only make things worse. We had exchanged perhaps four sentences. He had removed himself from the conversation at the earliest opportunity, and Elizabeth had reproved me for encroaching upon him. It had been the one moment which made me wonder if she disliked him as much as the gossips of Hertfordshire claimed.

The dinner at which things shifted was a Thursday evening, perhaps ten days into Darcy’s stay at Rosings.

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Builder of Bridges: A Profile of George Wickham 

The Albion Courier, Features Desk 

[George Wickham, Member of the House of Commons for Bond Street, agreed to speak with the Courier at a café near Parliament. The interview ran considerably longer than scheduled. He did not appear to mind.] 

There are politicians who make you feel like the most interesting person in the room. George Wickham is one of them, and he is good enough at it that you are halfway home before you start wondering how he managed it. 

He is tall, broad-shouldered, and possessed of the kind of easy confidence that reads as warmth rather than arrogance, a distinction that matters more in politics than most professions. He arrived at our meeting slightly late, apologised with complete sincerity, and within ten minutes had asked three questions about this journalist’s own career that suggested he had done his research. It is the sort of thing that should feel calculated. Somehow it does not. 

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Fanficcing with Claude: The Rector’s Other Business, Chapter 10

The Lucas carriage came through the Hunsford gate at half past three on a Wednesday afternoon. I was at the door. We had a small audience of curious parishioners at a respectful distance, as there always is when anything of note arrives in a village lane. I composed my features into the expression of a man receiving distinguished guests and sensible of the honor.

Sir William descended first, with his usual expansive energy and shook my hand. He looked over the parsonage and its church, at the lane and the village and the general disposition of things, then to the coast beyond it. He had the eye of a man who had spent twenty years knowing which harbors ran the most goods.

“My dear Mr. Collins,” he said. “A most charming establishment. Most charming entirely. Charlotte’s letters have conveyed a very favorable impression, and I see that the reality is even beyond her account of the place.”

“You are most welcome, Sir William,” I said, with the warmth of a man deeply sensible of the honor. “Most welcome. The parish has been looking forward — that is, Charlotte has spoken so often of the pleasure of —”

“Yes,” said Sir William, and we smiled at each other with great mutual appreciation and said nothing of any significance, which was, I thought, precisely what both of us intended.

Maria came out of the carriage next, pink-cheeked and slightly crumpled from the journey, regarding the Kent landscape with the wide-eyed enthusiasm of a young woman for whom everything beyond Hertfordshire constitutes foreign travel.

Elizabeth descended last, straightening her coat and looking about her with the alert, assessing quality I remembered from Hertfordshire. The journey had not diminished it. She took in the parsonage, the church, the lane, with that brief comprehensive attention, and then looked at me with an expression that was pleasant and gave nothing away.

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Fanficcing with Claude: The Rector’s Other Business, Chapter 9

Lady Catherine de Bourgh received us the following evening, in the great drawing room at Rosings. She did so, as she did most things, with the air of a woman conferring a distinction upon the unworthy. The room was designed for this effect. It had high ceilings, portraits of ancestors chosen to suggest that consequence was hereditary and abundant, and furniture of a quality that announced its own expense without apology.

I had dined here perhaps forty times and had never quite lost the awareness that the room was doing something to the people in it, pressing down on them in a way that required either submission or a very firm internal posture to resist. I submitted, visibly and with enthusiasm. This was my established practice and I saw no reason to vary it.

“Mrs. Collins,” said Lady Catherine, studying Charlotte with the eye of a woman accustomed to finding everything around her in need of improvement. “I trust the journey from Hertfordshire was not too arduous. The roads in that part of the country are, I believe, indifferent.”

“Quite comfortable, thank you, your ladyship,” said Charlotte, as unruffled as always. I admired the shape of her social mask, so much subtler than my own, and in some ways less arduous to maintain.

Lady Catherine received Charlotte’s response with the slight pause of a woman who had expected either effusion or discomfort and had encountered neither. She frowned slightly at Charlotte.

“You are Sir William Lucas’s daughter,” she said.

“I am, your ladyship.”

“He was in trade.”

“He was, your ladyship. Import, principally.” Charlotte’s tone was level, the tone of a woman stating facts. “He has been retired from it these many years.”

“Hm,” said Lady Catherine, which was not the worst thing I had heard her say to a young woman. She turned to me. “Mr. Collins, I trust the parish has not suffered in your absence.”

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Video Thursday: Music to Collide Destructively By

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Elizabeth and Darcy dance a waltz to a song about the Hector-Sabrina collision — the ancient asteroid impact that created the very family of rocks they call home. The song is about two objects that found each other in the void, collided, and shattered into thousands of smaller pieces. Human beings have perhaps a similar tendency towards unlikely collision events. From Pride & Planetoids, a sci-fi retelling of Pride and Prejudice set in the Kuiper Belt.

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The Hector-Sabrina Family: An Unlikely Origin Story 

From the Parliamentary Record of Albion Space, Educational Broadcast, House of Resources 

[The following is an excerpt from the public educational archives maintained by the House of Resources, originally recorded for Terra-side distribution. Transcript lightly edited for readability.] 

“This family of asteroids was the product of the most improbable union possible.” 

So begins nearly every schoolchild’s introduction to the place we call home. And improbable is not too strong a word. To understand why Hector-Sabrina exists, and why it matters, you have to understand just how far each of its parents traveled to find the other. 

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Fanficcing with Claude: The Rector’s Other Business, Chapter 8

The journey from Hertfordshire to Kent takes the better part of a day by carriage, depending on the roads and the weather and the disposition of the horses. The roads were adequate, the weather was dry, and the various changes of horses were Lady Catherine’s, which meant they were better than adequate. We made good time.

Charlotte sat across from me for the first hour with the composed expression she had brought to everything since the garden, the expression of a woman who has made a decision and is not in the habit of reconsidering decisions once made. I sat across from her and thought about the letter I had sent from Hunsford, which she had received and read and had not mentioned in the days before the wedding.

“The letter,” she said, at some point past Sevenoaks.

“Yes,” I said.

“The part about the Gofton children,” she said. “You wrote it more than once.”

I looked at her. “Was it so obvious?”

“It was a guess,” she said. “Apparently a correct one.” She looked out the window for a moment. The hedgerows had grown thinner as we traveled, the land opening toward the coast. The quality of light had changed to that brightness that comes off water even when the sea itself is not yet visible. “It was the right thing to put in.”

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