Happy Summer! Have a Free Novel!

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The name’s Chloe Fortebat, and I am in trouble. I left my father’s ranch on the plains to come to the Old World: a place of airships, steampower, and monsters nobody talks about. Now I’m dodging giant werewolves with fangs the size of my knife, and the hunters crazy enough to go after them. The most dangerous of these doesn’t look the part: a quiet, sharp-dressed medical man with a tired face….

My name is Dr. Maxim os Storm, and I hunt the beasts that haunt the night. The leader of this pack of werewolves has set his mark on Miss Fortebat, but this brave lady would rather fight him than let him make her his tool. As far as I am concerned, that makes her my ally. My only chance of curing her lies with an ancient machine, hidden by my people in the caves beneath Wolf Island. We must keep that artifact out of the werewolf’s grasp at all costs, for he would put it to a terrible use….

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Thoughts on Adapting Jane Austen: Mansfield Park, the Princess Bride version

Mansfield Park does suffer from very “period” attitudes, although not as much as its detractors claim. You will see moments below where I have softened the characters’ behaviors somewhat to plug plot holes or smooth over stuff that tends to rub modern readers the wrong way. I personally feel like the novel suffers more from not enough forward momentum and too much thousand-foot-view of what’s going on; we’re often told what’s happening in general terms without citing specific incidents. Mansfield Park also has a highly intrusive, somewhat fourth-wall-breaking narrator who delights in telling the reader about hypothetical alternative outcomes.

In a word, the best solution to filming Mansfield Park is to go full Princess Bride…

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Thoughts on Adapting Jane Austen: The Characters of Mansfield Park

I’m starting with my take on the characters, as for P&P. All the characters of Mansfield Park itself should be able to swing between a somewhat more stylized, off-kilter performance for reasons that will become obvious in the next post, and a more naturalistic performance for the actual events of the story.

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Thoughts on Adapting Jane Austen: Bingleys and Darcys and Wickham, Oh My!

I am lumping the Bingley-Hurst clan, the Darcy-De Bourg clan (and their former dependent Wickham) together, along with their residences. Next piece or couple of pieces will be on major setpieces of the story.

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Thoughts on Adapting Jane Austen: The Bennets and Their Friends and Family

P&P is an astonishingly flexible novel. It’s been adapted twice into movies that soften the characters and leave out half the plot, and one surviving miniseries successfully hits most of the important notes (and finds room to embellish here and there) in six episodes running around 24 minutes apiece, for a total of slightly under two and a half hours. The version I am daydreaming about here is funded by a streaming service as a series of 8 episodes, running around an hour apiece. I do not have strong ideas about how to break down the individual episodes, but I feel that with more vignettes to illustrate character and setting and turn narration into events, we should get there without much difficulty…

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Thoughts on Adapting Jane Austen: Introduction

This is one of those topics that a lot of people have opinions about, and I am one of them. I intend to dump some thoughts about that on this blog, specifically what I would do if some insane person put me in charge of new adaptations of the novels I find most interesting. This initial post is about the ground rules I’m working from:

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